Thư giãn truyện cười: Hết bệnh

Tại bệnh viện tâm thần, bác sĩ nói với một bệnh nhân muốn xin về: ”Được thôi, nếu anh thật sự khỏi bệnh”.

– Ồ! Em khỏi từ lâu rồi, thưa bác sĩ.

– Vậy khi ra viện, anh sẽ làm gì?

– Em sẽ lấy ná thun bắn bể hết bóng đèn của bệnh viện.

Bệnh nhân được nhốt lại. Một tháng sau, anh ta tiếp tục đòi về. Bác sĩ hỏi, câu trả lời vẫn như cũ. Bệnh nhân lại được điều trị tiếp. Ba tháng sau, anh ta đòi về. Bác sĩ kiểm tra sự tỉnh táo của anh ta:

– Ra khỏi bệnh viện, anh làm gì?

– Dạ… em về nhà, thưa bác sĩ.

– À, khá lắm! Rồi sao nữa?

– Dạ, em tắm rửa thật sạch sẽ, hớt tóc, cạo râu đàng hoàng.

– Tốt! Sau đó?

– Dạ, em đi chơi phố, làm quen với một cô gái xinh đẹp. Em mời cô ấy đi ăn kem, nghe nhạc hoặc khiêu vũ…

– Tuyệt vời! Anh hết bệnh thật rồi đấy. Nhưng sau khi khiêu vũ?

– Dạ, em sẽ mời cô ấy về nhà, xin cô ấy cởi áo…

– Anh quá lắm nhé! Nhưng cần phải giữ sức khỏe đấy, anh chỉ vừa mới hồi phục thôi đó nghe!

– Bác sĩ đừng lo. Em đề nghị cô ấy cởi áo, rồi xin cái sợi dây thun của nịt ngực cô ấy để làm ná và em sẽ (anh ta gào lên)… sẽ bắn bể hết bóng đèn của bệnh viện.

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